9 Sneaky Cats Who Are Out to Get You
In the immortal words of Swedish superband Ace of Base, “don’t turn around.” You never know when a kitty will pounce.
I only eat the top fluffy part of broccoli because when I was a little kid I used to pretend I was a longneck dinosaur eating the leaves off of tiny little trees. Once a longneck, always a longneck. To this day I can’t make myself eat the “trunk” of the broccoli trees.